LAST REQUESTS

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LAST REQUESTS

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.

"What's bothering you, dear?" he asks.

"Oh, Father, I have terrible news," she says: "My husband passed away last night."

"Oh, Mary, that is terrible," he replies: "Tell me, did he have any last requests?"

"Just one, Father..." she says.

"What did he ask, Mary?" the priest asks.

"He said: 'Please, Mary, put down the gun...'"

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.