标题: Government Worker [打印本页] 作者: tideren 时间: 2-19-2010 23:07 标题: Government Worker 本文通过一路BBS站telnet客户端发布
[<div>One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. Since he'd heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie.[</div>[<div>
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The genie asked, as genies will, "What is your first wish?" The government worker thought about it for a second, then replied, "I would like to be rich!"
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[<div>So the genie granted him his wish, and poof the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates.[</div>
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[<div>Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even have to ask for number two before he said, "My second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!" And poof, he was there.[</div>
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[<div>Then the government worker decided on his third wish, "I don't want to do any work ever again!" and poof -- ubiquitous ironic twist -- he was back in his office.[</div>
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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.