DINNER FOR THREE

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"Honey," said a husband to his wife: "I invited a friend home for supper." [</div>
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[<div>"What? Are you crazy?" the wife exclaimed: "The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,  and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" [</div>
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[<div>"I know all that," the man replied. [</div>
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[<div>"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" she asked. [</div>
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[<div>"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."[</div>
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