SOMETHING NICE FOR DAD

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[<h4 id=subjcns!3A1191F9A125A15C!585 class=beTitle>Unable to attend his father's funeral, a son who lived far away called his brother who lived near his father and said: "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." [</h4>[<h4 class=beTitle>
The next month, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. [</h4>[<h4 class=beTitle>
But the next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, assuming it was some incidental expense. [</h4>
[<h4 class=beTitle>But when the third month yet another bill for $200.00 arrived, he finally called his brother to see what was going on. [</h4>
[<h4 class=beTitle>"Well," said the brother: "You said 'do something nice for Dad,'  So I did. I rented him a tuxedo!"[</h4>

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.